When 'Downward Dog' Takes on a Whole New Meaning
Meet your new spirit animal—a wrinkle-faced British Bulldog mastering yoga poses with more grace than you ever will. This 3-piece 3D-printed set proves even the chunkiest pups can find their center (or at least a comfy nap position).
Why This Trio Nails the 'Om':
🐶 'Pawsitive Vibes Only' – Watch one bulldog:
✓ Nail Downward Dog (literally)
✓ Attempt Cobra Pose (more like 'Snoring Pose')
✓ Master Savasana (his natural state)
🖨️ Premium 3D Perfection
• 0.1mm layer resolution – Every wrinkle, toe bean, and judgmental side-eye captured
• Eco PETG plastic – BPA-free, kid-safe, and drool-resistant (unlike the real thing)
• Matte anti-scratch finish – Survives falls, paws, and existential crises
🏡 Where to Deploy Your Zen Pack:
☑ Meditation space – For when incense just isn’t calming enough
☑ Work desk – A reminder to breathe before replying to that email
☑ Gift for dog yogis – Perfect for:
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The friend who brings their bulldog to yoga class
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Anyone whose 'namaste' sounds more like a snore
Specs:
✔ Size: 3” tall each (small but mighty...ly lazy)
✔ Set of 3 statues – Because one zen bulldog is never enough
✔ Material: Durable PETG
🎁 PACKAGE INCLUDES: 3 x Zen Bulldog Statues
🐕 'Breathe In... Snore Out.'
👉 Om Your Way to Cart Now!
'Not responsible for failed yoga attempts... but neither is your bulldog.' 🙏✨